My First Trampoline
The best way to get your baby bouncing! No batteries required. My First Trampoline includes a handy faceplant bar.
"Tar Sands" Sandbox & Oil Refinery Playset
Prepare your son or daughter for a career in the oil sands! Sponsored by the Province of Alberta.
My Little Virologist
Let your child take the "common" out of cold with My Little Virologist. Get started with the Spanish Flu or Black Plague, combine them, mix them with other viruses, trade them with friends, or create your own!.
Junior Cat Scan
What child wouldn't want to know what Whiskers ate for breakfast? Requires 40 AA batteries and oven mitts (not included).
My First Scorpion Farm
Oh, sure, ant farms are interesting. Not. But a scorpion farm? Now that's exciting! Comes with live scorpions. Epineprhine not included.
REAL Laser Tag
Point, shoot, vaporize! If you think victory smells like charred flesh, REAL Laser Tag is for you! Your friends will never forget you had the top score thanks to reminders that last a lifetime.
Combine the skill of horseshoes with the thrill of terminal head injury! Highly entertaining and illegal.
My Little Welder
Melt various metals and weld them together into fascinating shapes. Home insurance highly recommended.
Lead Paint by Numbers
Bring out the Artist in your child with Lead Paint By Numbers! Not just an art kit, but a delicious snack too!
My First Beekeeping Set
Have you ever bought your child a Sea Monkey kit, only to see them wallow in boredom shortly after? Now you can grow your own colony of super intelligent, highly aggressive, climate resistant Bees!
Nothing says fun like poking holes in paper over an exposed 60 Watt light bulb. A childhood isn't a childhood without burn scars.